In a beautiful town of Alabama, or Texas... Maybe it was Kansas... No wait, Tennessee... What-fucking-ever. In the lovely town of Winceston lived a lovely girl and her lovely mother. They had lovely friends and lovely pastimes, ok fuck this shit. This is the tale of an 8 year old gutter slut and her encouraging mom.
Mother and Daughter occasionally don't get along but at this magnitude, surely there is a deeper problem. And there is, Welcome to the set of toddlers and tiaras where there is always a chance to exploit someone's race or ethnicity and in this case, age. I was raised learning that exploitation of a miner, be it on the interwebs or via a text, is illegal. Apparently if it is shown on television, it's legal. 8 year old girls wearing the skimpiest of clothing that leaves little to what the imagination doesn't want to see. The worse yet is the fact that the girls of my generation eats that stuff up. Sluttiness is very prevalent in said generation. As you know from previous stories from my fan-fucking-tastic Life, I hate sluts. It pisses me off especially when they march around the school having, slut walks, and whore pride rallies. Jailbait and 14 old girls that resemble any D-Squad hooker and once again my opinion isolates me. And for what? With this sudden spur of sluttiness encouraged by parents who wouldn't jump at this legal chance. Toleration levels are decreasing with the popularity in Toddlers and Tiaras. Soon toleration will be at a loss and children will become sex slaves. All this because of a sudden decision for parents to allow a certain level of sluttiness in their family. A huge apocalypse in which, I will once again be isolated and you reader will be in complete utter isolation... Or one of my child slaves that assists me in the ironic battle against child slavery -Jack
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Jack OgilvieJack Ogilvie is 16 years old. He enjoys writing about Anarchy and occasionally gives into the angst of a cynical high school student, so a willing to receive criticism audience is needed. Archives
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